THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE TO ME Like Mother Teresa In a miniskirt Like a bad hair day For Captain Kirk Like a new wardrobe Without a shirt That’s what you are to me Oh, can’t you see Like a frog princess That keeps giving tongue Like the three little pigs Served up on a bun Like a solar powered rocket Heading straight for the sun That’s what you are to me Oh, can’t you see I doesn’t really matter If I like you I only know that for now That I do If wishes were magic And magic were you I’d like a bike Like a rolling stone That’s covered in moss Like an air balloon Made out of rocks Like the letter I Without the dot That’s what you are to me Oh, can’t you see © McGie/Lundquist